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Humorous, from a friend in Wales (Believe “Wankspangles” and
“clunge puffins” will be my new favorite words):
THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.
The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break only, certain groups will be allowed to go to parks and beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.
IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ
While the majority of the population will remain in lock down the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks and beaches throughout the Country.
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignorami
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats
Fuckwits
Wankspangles
Clunge puffins
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing.
Thank you.
Victoria Jelinek 